lookout folks

dipshit award goes to

this windbag

pity party!

Once upon a time,

I turned 30 and my friends of 12 years forgot/secretly hate me and didn't call.

The end.

another non-story:
I have known Octuplet Dazzle for 12 years! holy crap that's a long time!
we did not meet cute or anything, folks. sorry no adorable stories.

Six Jobs for which I am supremely unqualified: A Tour Through Craigslist

1. Professional Livery Driver

2. Scandinavian Male Voice Needed

3. Christian Elementary Schoolteacher

4. Problem Wildlife Technician

5. Tree Climber



6. Cartoonist (see above)

AH MAH GAH

Did everyone else know this already? Jenna Bush 'wrote' a novel?

You Guys!
You didn't tell me!

Here it is

Seriously, how racist awesome is this going to BE??

COMEDY GOLD, PEOPLE.

Oh also have you heard the rumor she's pregnant? That's what I heard, mum's the word.

livestock at the fair

AAA! What the hell is that??



OMG Don't FEEED IT!!



seriously, I've never seen him look so worried about anything!
scary sheep!