Monday, September 29, 2008

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Monday, September 08, 2008

Humorous Anecdote

Child: Want Elmo! Want Elmo! Want Elmo!

Me: (oh hell)

MIL: What does he want?

Me: He wants to watch Sesame Street. Do you get PBS?

MIL: Do they still have that show?

Me: Oh yeah.

MIL: They make new ones?

Me: Yep. Plus reruns. It's a big hit.

MIL: Do they still have Big Cock?

Me: mphgh?

MIL: Big Bird. The yellow chicken.

Me: Yep.

And with that, I leave you with this youtube video, in which Big C. and his sidekick Snuffleuphagus are two of the bitchiest sarcastic a-holes you went to high school with.

Wednesday, September 03, 2008

Laziness in photo form!

At Gramma's house, I can eff with the violin? RULE.
AND throw things at ducks??
(I'm selling this one to the New York State Milk Board for ad campaigns)

Can't tell if he likes corn or not...

I dub thee...sir chicky
He's saying "DONKEY! EAT IT!!!!"