Child: Want Elmo! Want Elmo! Want Elmo!
Me: (oh hell)
MIL: What does he want?
Me: He wants to watch Sesame Street. Do you get PBS?
MIL: Do they still have that show?
Me: Oh yeah.
MIL: They make new ones?
Me: Yep. Plus reruns. It's a big hit.
MIL: Do they still have Big Cock?
Me: mphgh?
MIL: Big Bird. The yellow chicken.
Me: Yep.
And with that, I leave you with this youtube video, in which Big C. and his sidekick Snuffleuphagus are two of the bitchiest sarcastic a-holes you went to high school with.
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