Friday, July 01, 2005

Subway quiz

Which of the following is an excellent way to get past someone in the doorway?
B) Grab person by arm, and pull
C) "If you MOVED outta the DOORWAY, I could get BY!"
D) Any of the above

Seriously, I've seen all of these employed today. Very classy, Boston.

In other strangers-are-rude news, a bag lady told me to sit up straight as I lounged in the park reading yesterday. Uh, thanks, except not. Have I a sign on me that says "Please Boss Around"?

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