If you feel like freaking yourself out

Apparently I do, cause I find this kind of satisfying.
Emergency Procedures brainstorm

Perhaps I have a latent survivalist tendency. Though you won't catch me peering through binocs at black helicopters or stockpiling shotguns.

Emergency	Plan
Bridges to Cambridge are blocked while I’m at work	Steal boat from boathouse
Political coup or martial law declared nationwide	Drive far north as possible, hike into Canada
Floodwaters rise forcing us and neighbors to third floor landing	Someone can stand on my shoulders and break skylight to get us up to the roof.  Probably third-floor neighbor mom lady, since she weighs about 85 pounds.
Blizzard, hurricane, power outage etc make baby formula, diapers unavailable	Formula=melted ice cream from all the thawing freezers in town; I can totally DIY some diapers out of bedsheets or something.
Aliens invade and enslave human race	Head for woods; live in cave while developing toxin to kill aliens
ENP destroys all electrical equipment	Camp stove; candles; carrier pigeons
Twilight zone scenario where I’m the only person left on earth	mmm…shit…this one sucks….I’d probably head straight for the ol’ pharmacy for a handful of night time stuff.
Zombies	You kill zombies by shooting them in the head.Duh.
Ice-9	Make some snowshoes, bundle up, burn proof pages for heat