Sunday, July 13, 2008

Bugaboo Creek Traumatized my Child

Warning! Apparently child-friendly restaurants with crayons, french fries, and sippy cups may in fact have WILD ANIMALS inside which, although non-alive, will scare the bejeezus out of your child and force you to endure YET ANOTHER meal with someone sitting on your lap, this time whimpering "mooose.....moooooooose....."

also, we drove past two days later and he wails "MOOOOOOOSE". The "will eat me" is implied, I guess.

3 comments:

Clementine said...

That's sad but hilarious. Poor little guy!

Jenn said...

I agree with Clementine. Also please note that said wild animals at same restaurant also used to scare the bejesus out of Clementine.

Clementine said...

That's true! I forgot about that, but Jenn's totally right. They come on suddenly, right? Issues!