Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Canada in the hood

This morning there was a huge truck parked up on the sidewalk in front of the door. Really, like I had to squeeze by the truck to get off the front porch. It was marked "Gouvernement du Canada/Patrimoine Canadien". I peeked in the back--it was open--and it looked like just an ordinary moving truck, mostly empty.
What could this mean?
--Someone has stolen a Canadian government truck to move house
--Ambassador from Canada is moving into the alley behind my house
--CIA is pretending to be Canada while setting up secret surveillance location in the alley behind my house

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