Everyone's favorite game, where we ask our grandparents how to wisely handle situations of everyday life!
You are viewing a community sporting event. Someone blocks your view. How do you ask them to move?
A) Excuse me, I can't get a good look. Would you mind stepping back?
B) Down in front!
C) MOVE YOUR FAT ASS!
When the person above objects to your verbal abuse, what do you say?
A) Sorry, sorry, I got carried away
B) Hey, we're cool, right?
C) FUCK OFF!
When your children and grandchildren object to your behavior, what do you say?
A) Aw, you know I don't mean it
B) I said What?
C) You'll miss it when I'm dead!
The devices used by those who cannot run in a marathon are called:
A) Hand cycles
B) Wheelchairs
C) Cripple Carts
I don't really need to give you the answers, do I?
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I know I am a new reader and I really don't have much pull, but please write more--You are hilarious!
You may well be my ONLY reader, and thank you.
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