Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Ok, sounds good [you giant douchebag]

"...amend the Constitution so it's in God's standards..."

-Huckabee


Oh absoLUTEly, and WHY haven't we thought of this before?? I took the liberty of getting a head start!!



First order of business! New capital of USA is Mt. Olympus. It's the dwelling place of the gods!
Secondly, nine justices of the supreme court? Out! nine high priests of AHURA MAZDA? IN, BABY!!
Then, obviously, every fourth November will bring not a presidential election, but anointing of the god-king. THE MORE GODS, THE BETTER, RIGHT HUCKABEE??

1 comment:

Jenn said...

This guy is one of the scariest people I've ever heard of.

If people want to live in a religious state aren't there other places they can go? Why do they have to run for president here?